TCB Astros Fantasy Report Week 14

As weeks drag on, I find it more difficult to write this column. Not because I have lost my passion for baseball or writing, but rather because I am running out of metaphors for how useless the Astros have been to fantasy managers over the past month or so.

I won't bother with "Looking Back" or "Looking Ahead" because neither is worth looking at. Here is a weekly summary:

• Wandy Rodriguez was good, but only in five innings.
• Brett Myers got a save.
• The Astros' only good hitter was Scott Moore, but nobody owned him on Fantasy Teams, so who cares?

HittersNameRankRHRRBISBAVGOPSScott Moore10043400.2760.897José Altuve13630430.2500.611Jordan Schafer26830220.2170.554J.D. Martínez27131300.2860.739Brian Bogusevic36520120.2000.533Chris Snyder72020100.4291.207Jason Castro74000400.3330.770Carlos Lee74630010.2400.681Jed Lowrie75230300.2170.606Brian Bixler126500000.1670.334Matt Downs128500000.000-Chris Johnson131300000.1880.528PitchersNameRankWLSVERAWHIPK/9Wandy Rodríguez1121000.001.128.44Brett Myers1980010.000.670.00Rhiner Cruz3050003.001.0012.00Bud Norris3130102.571.147.71Brandon Lyon8030007.361.3612.27Wesley Wright85301013.502.2513.50David Carpenter120500013.502.250.00Lucas Harrell12400009.001.8016.20Fernando Rodríguez13120109.002.2511.25Dallas Keuchel13410106.351.943.18J.A. Happ13610109.951.585.68Jordan Lyles13620107.361.457.36

The Crawfish Boxes Leagues

The Crawfish Boxes: HMC Wrecking Crew is back in first after winning against Cocamos. Best win goes to Tu Many Altooves who beat Lima-Time Clan by 12-0. Best win that did not involve a team missing inning requirements was Jellystone Berra's 2-9-1 win over me.

TCB Baseball Madness: The Beers is now in first place with a 10-1-1 win over brad e. That was also the most lopsided win of the week. Best legitimate win (inning requirements again) was Houston Buffs..? over Joe Morgan's a Fool by 9-3.

Boxes O' Crawfish: Astros don't suck now has a commanding lead after a legitimate 12-0 win over Bayou Dogs. Both teams met inning requirements, but ADS just dominated every category with All-Star worthy weeks from Mike Trout, Adam Lind, and James McDonald.

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