Angry at the Hall of Fame

post from The Ghost of Babe Ruth on 06 January 2010 06:46:00 PM. © The Ghost of Babe Ruth

I got nothing against Andre Dawson, who, in case you haven't heard, was elected to Cooperstown today. Apparently he is a classy guy, and he was pretty good there for a few years. But it is a sin against baseball that the holy writers ignored my picks for the Hall altogether.

All you muthas in the BBWAA who didn't vote for Robby, Alan, Barry, Bert, and Timmy, know this: I'm gonna haunt the fuck out of your dreams tonight. And tomorrow. And for the next few weeks until I'm tired of doing it.

Meantime, I was finally able to soothe my anger by reading this list from some site called Perpetual post: The Sexual Innuendo All Stars.

Highlights:
2B Stubby Clapp
SS Jack Glasscock
RF Johnny Dickshot
LF Dick Burns
P Cannonball Titcomb

Read the whole list and tell me that it doesn't make the snubbing of Tim Raines a little easier to take.

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